Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Introduction by Neil Gaiman

Chapter 1: We Were Told

Chapter 2: Strange Relations

Chapter 3: Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

Chapter 4: Death as a Lifestyle

Chapter 5: Pigeon Dinner with a Slice of Watermelon

Chapter 6: The First One’s Always Free

Chapter 7: The Face Behind the Mask

Chapter 8: The Wind Took Away His Name

Chapter 9: Being Invisible

Chapter 10: Targets of Opportunity

Chapter 11: Patricide by Proxy

Chapter 12: Discovering Words, Worlds, and Estrogen

Chapter 13: The God Thing

Chapter 14: The Weed of Evil Bears Strange Fruit

Chapter 15: The God Thing, Redux

Chapter 16: Blood in the Street

Chapter 17: When the Light at the End of the Tunnel Isn’t a Train (For a Change)

Chapter 18: The Big Con

Chapter 19: God, Death, and Harlan Ellison

Chapter 20: An Unexpected Journey to Toon-Town

Chapter 21: Who Ya Gonna Call?

Chapter 22: Captain, My Captain

Chapter 23: Into the Zone

Chapter 24: Blowing Up the World

Chapter 25: Things I Learned Dancing with the Fatman

Chapter 26: Paging Jessica Fletcher

Chapter 27: Boarding Babylon

Chapter 28: The Christmas Ambush

Chapter 29: Swingin’ with Spider-Man

Chapter 30: Lost in the Tall Grass with Jeremiah

Chapter 31: What Was I Thinking?

Chapter 32: Being Superman

Chapter 33: The Truth Unearthed

Chapter 34: Selah

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher