EPILOGUE

The Crime of Count Blackheart:

A Broadside Ballad

  • Old Dancy was a Lord
  • A Lord of High Degree
  • All mighty with the sword
  • As he was thought to be.
  • A Count from o’er the water
  • To Dancy Castle came;
  • Black-hearted was his nature
  • And Blackheart was his name.
  • Young Lady Elinor Dancy
  • She had a beauty rare.
  • Count Blackheart took a fancy
  • To have her, then and there.
  • He went into her chamber
  • Where she lay fast in bed
  • And straight away did blame her.
  • ‘I am bewitched,’ he said.
  • ‘Your beauty makes me do this.
  • Your beauty makes me sin.
  • It’s you that drives me to this.’
  • And straight he did begin.
  • But now the door did open,
  • Old Dancy strode inside,
  • Saw Elinor’s honour broken
  • And heard how Elinor cried.
  • ‘Oh foul and fell Count Blackheart,’
  • He said, ‘unclasp my wife
  • And come with me apart,
  • For I must take your life.
  • Black your blood will flow,
  • Black will be its clots,
  • And black will be the crow
  • That on your gibbet squats.’
  • ‘Old man, speak not too soon,’
  • The Count did straight declare.
  • ‘Come with me to your doom.
  • Come down the winding stair.’
  • And so they both descended
  • Into the castle court
  • And there the pair contended
  • A battle bruised and fraught.
  • The castle walls resounded
  • As Blackheart’s ball and chain
  • Lord Dancy’s scutcheon pounded
  • Again and again and again.
  • Lord Dancy strove to answer
  • Count Blackheart’s fierce attack.
  • He feinted like a dancer
  • While turning not his back.
  • He strove with all his might
  • To give the Count reply
  • And with a swingeing smite,
  • He made his helmet fly.
  • But his old sword was blunted,
  • His breath would soon abate.
  • ‘Old man,’ Count Blackheart grunted,
  • ‘Prepare to meet your fate.’
  • Elinor at the casement
  • A hundred feet above
  • Looked downward in amazement
  • And feared for the man she loved.
  • She leaned out in alarm
  • As tiring Dancy dodged
  • Then all at once her arm
  • A potted herb dislodged.
  • It toppled off the sill
  • And fell at a rapid rate
  • Down through the air until
  • It smashed on Blackheart’s pate.
  • The Count spoke not nor cried
  • Nor gave a deathly rattle.
  • He just fell down and died
  • And so ended the battle.
  • Lord Dancy he was spent
  • It took him half an hour
  • To gather up the strength
  • To climb again the tower.
  • But then, with tears and laughter,
  • The husband hugged his wife,
  • And happy ever after
  • They lived and loved their life.