CONTENTS

PART ONE

VERY BAD BOY, VERY BAD DAY

THE TRANSFORMATION MISSION

THE CHIEF WHIP

A LADY HAS TO MAKE A LIVING

LOVE ALL THINGS

THEMES OF SEX AND VIOLENCE

UNTESTED FAITHS

BAD NIGHT, WORSE DAY

BANGLES AND BEADS

WHO WE ARE IS WHO WE ARE

THE DRONE AND THE SCRUM

UNSAFE HOUSE

HORNY IN SEATTLE

SUCH SIGHTS AS YOUTHFUL POETS DREAM

PENNILESS IN PORCUPINE PLAIN

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW

TWEETS

PART TWO

THE CLIPPINGS FILE

THE SIERRA FILE

THE CLIPPINGS FILE

THE SIERRA FILE

THE SIERRA FILE

THE CLIPPINGS FILE

THE SIERRA FILE

THE CLIPPINGS FILE

THE SIERRA FILE

PART THREE

EIGHT SECRETS TO A LASTING ORGASM

DOUBT THOU THE STARS ARE FIRE

LET WHAT COMES COME; LET WHAT GOES GO.

GRAVE SECRETS FROM THE MORGUE

LANDSLIDE LLOYD

EXODUS

THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND

THE SPEAKER

PART FOUR

A VERY UNMERRY CHRISTMAS

ARTHUR BEAUCHAMP / THE FULL MONTY

BUGGED

DINING WITH THE ENEMY

LIONHEART

THE CLIPPINGS FILE

SUCKER PUNCH

CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE

SCRUM FLUSTER

PART FIVE

THE AWAKENING

HAPPY ENDING

MOVIE NIGHT

THE AFTER-PARTY

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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