Introduction
Becca Rothfeld
Art Hotel
Ali Smith
Return to the Museum
Joshua Cohen
The Board
Elif Batuman
God’s Doorbell
Naomi Alderman
The Hurt
Tommy Orange
Hygiene
Helen Oyeyemi
The Landlord
Keith Ridgway
Apostrophe’s Dream
Yiyun Li
Headache
Leone Ross
This Fact Can Even Be Proved by Means of the Sense of Hearing
Charlie Kaufman
Contributors’ Bios
Lines Written by Kafka
