Bandragon
'I’m going to Bandragon! I’m going to Bandragon!’
Pete danced around the room, a wiggle here, a butt-shake there. His mother kept cooking, trying to ignore him … well, pretending to ignore him at least. She was actually watching his reflection in the kitchen window. She smiled to herself. He was a ball of life, her son, and she was glad to see him happy and smiling and dancing. She knew he was finding the knight training hard. He had mentioned a couple of times that he felt restricted by it, that he wasn’t allowed to be himself, that he wasn’t sure if it was what he wanted any more.
She had told him to stick at it, as she knew he knew she knew he knew she would. She smiled at the memory. He had rolled his eyes and said he would do it for her, but she knew that it was partly for himself as well. You can’t have a dream for that long and then just drop it.
Pete kept dancing and singing.
‘I’ll see Molloy-oy, and I’ll see Tah-nee, and we’ll have fu-un, and we’ll be funny, and other stuff too, and it will be good.’
Mrs McGee started laughing and almost chopped her finger instead of the turnips. She turned to Pete and waved the knife at him.
‘Enough, young Sir. Thy antics distract me from the task at hand. I must chop, and thou should be setting the table for the evening meal. Marloynne and Ashlyn shall return from work presently, and ’twould be good to have the meal ready upon their arrival. After the table is set, would thou please gather the firewood Arnold the Small has chopped?’
Pete smiled at the thought of Marloynne coming home. The two were like brothers, always teasing and stirring each other, but always watching each other’s backs at the same time. Pete realised he hadn’t answered his mother. He swung into knight-speak as well.
‘Verily, fair maiden, thy wish is my command. However, Arnold the Small is surely the most incompetent woodcutter in the land. His axe is blunter than his mind. Why is it we have him chop our—’
He was cut off by a glare from his mother. She used Arnold the Small to chop the wood because he enjoyed using his axe so much, and Pete knew that. To avoid getting in trouble, he quickly changed the subject.
‘Henceforth, I shall begin to set the table, with the finest silver we possess, and with the finest drinkware also. I shall set thee the table of thy dreams, a table so fine it should warrant the company of Kings. A table so—’
‘Good Sir!’
The knife waved again. Pete smiled and bowed low.
‘A table, fair maiden, that shall be set post-haste.’
He stood up straight, danced a little jig that made his mum laugh again, and then set the table, singing to himself as he did so. Mrs McGee smiled to herself. She loved that boy so much and yet … she shook her head and smiled again. No. It was nothing to worry about.
The evil rolled over and sleepily rubbed its back against a wall. Its underground cell was made up of rock walls, a rock roof, and a hard, pointy rock floor. The evil didn’t mind. It was a blobby, gooey type of creature, so it sort of just blobbed over things and didn’t get hurt. It did find the sharp rock edges good for scratching itches though.
It winked three of its four eyes, blinked the fourth, and stood up straight (for the evil, standing up straight actually meant that it went into a slightly stiffer blob rather than a floppy blobby blob).
The evil looked around. It had resigned itself to sleeping for the rest of its life, because there wasn’t really anything else to do in a small rocky cell. Oh sure, it had tried playing noughts and crosses with itself for a while on the walls, but it always ended in a stalemate. Then it had played games with the little insects that roamed around the cave, but that got boring once it had eaten them.
And so it slept.
But now it was awake, and it didn’t know why. It found out soon enough.
‘Good morning,’ a voice said in a strange accent. It was the sort of accent mad scientists have, or evil geniuses, or evil-mad-genius scientists. The voice continued.
‘Nice of you to wake up. Would you like some breakfast?’
The evil blob nodded. It wasn’t prepared to talk just yet, after years of not speaking. It was hungry though.
‘Well too bad!’ the voice shouted, a hint of laughter behind the words. ‘You do not eat until I say you eat.’
The evil roared an evil roar.
‘Of course,’ the strange voice said in response, a little scared now, ‘if you really are hungry I could cook you up some eggs, maybe a little bacon on the side. First though, my evil minion—I mean partner, we shall SET YOU FREE!’
There was a mighty crash, an incredible bash, and a slightly disappointing flash. When the smoke cleared a giant tunnel could now be seen leading from the cave.
‘Follow the tunnel, my blobby friend. Breakfast awaits you at the end … hey, that was a rhyming sentence! I am a poet and I was not even aware of it. Walk on, my friend, or slide, or slither, or whatever it is you do. When you get to my place though, please stick to the plastic on the floor to avoid making my carpets slimy. I just had them steam cleaned.’
The blob couldn’t believe it. It was free, free at last! It was so happy it waved its blobby bits in the air as it slid out of the cave, slobbering and roaring with excitement.
Syra Tanooth, watching through his crystal ball, rubbed his hands together with glee. It was happening. It really was. He almost had a sidekick.
Hi again, I’m baaaaaaack! So, what do you think so far hey? Pretty exciting? Thrilling stuff? I know, I know, there hasn’t been much action yet, but Pete’s going through a quandary, a dilemma, a conundrum. So he has to sort through that. And the stuff with Syra Tanooth, that’s setting up some action. Huh? HUH?
Anyway, Pete’s fifteen, almost sixteen, so he’s going to need some action soon. It’ll pick up. Trust me.