Jesus lived with us for like a week, what else do you need?

FAMILY GUY ON ATHEISM

Son of Perdition. Little Horn. Most unclean!

I do miss the old names.

GABRIEL AND SATAN, CONSTANTINE

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-m-r-t! I mean s-m-a-r-t!

HOMER, THE SIMPSONS

Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight. I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

Not good.

You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

I’d say more like one out of a million.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah!

LLOYD AND MARY, DUMB AND DUMBER

Get you gone from here. Leave Delain behind, now and forever. You are cast out. Get you gone.

PETER, HIGH KING OF DELAIN, THE EYES OF THE DRAGON, BY STEPHEN KING