5

The sky looked like it was about to pour the afternoon Pace found the letter from Early Ripley addressed to him in his mailbox. He read the return address walking back to his cottage from the road: 127 Riverside Drive, New York, N.Y. Pace had never met his cousin Early, only heard his name a few times when Sailor had occasion to mention his second cousin Curly Ripley, who had gotten in some kind of fix involving gun running to Peru or somewhere and then dropped out of sight. Early, Pace believed, was Curly’s son. Needless to say, Pace was more than a little surprised to have a letter from him, and opened the envelope as soon as he was inside the cottage.

“Dear Cousin Pace Roscoe, I’m sure this letter—if you receive it—coming from a relative stranger (Get it?) will certainly have been unexpected given the fact of our never having met or communicated during the course of our lives. I only recently learned that you were living in Bay St. Clement while doing research on the website trackem-n-hackem.com. You probably don’t know it but our daddies lost touch with one another after my father, Lester ‘Curly’ Ripley, took me and my mother, Darla McFarland Ripley, with him to South America. I was seven years of age then and so you and I never had a chance to get to know each other, though somehow with all of my family’s moving around in foreign lands during my young childhood Curly did his best to keep in touch with his mother, my grandmama Maybelline Napoleon, from the other side of the family. She told him what she knew of your daddy’s doings, even his going to prison for killing a guy before he married your mama. I guess Curly and Sailor were buddies when they were real little.

“I don’t know if you’re interested in this talk about the past. I am seventy-two years of age now and living in New York City. Everyone close related to me is dead. Curly was executed against a wall by government soldiers in Bolivia way back in the day for trying to sell rifles to Che Guevara when the Cubans were there to cause a revolution. Darla took me to live in Argentina after that and then later to Florida, Orlando, to be exact, where I went to high school. I joined the air force and stayed in for twenty years, then became an air traffic controller at La Guardia airport and retired six years ago. I’m gay so New York is a good place for me to live. I don’t know a thing about you except you grew up in New Orleans. I’ve visited there many times. As you must know it’s a great city for gay people. Are you gay? My partner of fifteen years, Arthur Nub, who was a police officer in Brooklyn, died of prostate cancer a year ago. I have prostate cancer, too, but it’s slow growing so I’ll probably die of something else before it gets me. I hope you are free of disease.

“I would like to hear from you. I have two pensions and my social security so don’t worry that I would be looking to borrow money. I’m just curious as you are the only living relative of mine that I know of. Are your parents still alive? My mama Darla died only six months back at the age of 100! She lived alone in Joplin, Missouri, and was killed when the roof of her house caved in on her when a big twister hit. She had a box of Mother Bizco Pancake Mix, her favorite, in her right hand and a frying pan in her left when they found her. Your cousin, Early Ripley”

Rain was falling steadily now. Pace put Early’s letter on the desk and took off his jacket. He laughed a little, thinking about Early’s life; about his father, Curly, being shot by a firing squad in Bolivia, and his hundred year old mother dying in a tornado with a frying pan in her hand. Early, a gay man living in New York, dying of prostate cancer, writing to a distant cousin he’d never met. There was nothing wrong with it, of course; this was life as it was lived and there was no need to try to make sense of it.

Pace remembered one thing he’d heard Sailor say about his cousin Curly. Pace had been about ten at the time and his father told Lula that when they were kids he and Curly once beat a water moccasin to death with tire tools, after which Curly bit into it, chewed a hunk of the snake’s flesh and swallowed it. Lula asked Sailor why his cousin had done such a crazy thing, and Sailor said Curly said he’d heard if you ate a piece of a poisonous snake’s body it would make you immune forever from snake bites. Pace wasn’t sure if he would write back to Early or not, but if he did he would have to tell him that story.

The letter from Early reminded Pace of one of his most interesting childhood friends, Ignaz Rigó, who, following high school, had vanished into the greater world. Ignaz Rigó was a Gypsy kid whose family owned a two-story building on Barracks Street in the Lower Quarter. Pace had been to Ignaz’s house a few times between the ages of thirteen and sixteen, and there never seemed to be fewer than twenty people, apparently all related, living there. The Rigó clan also occupied a storefront on Decatur Street, where the women, including Ignaz’s mother and sisters, gave “psychic readings” and sold herbal remedies for a variety of complaints.

Ignaz, Senior, Pace’s friend’s father, called Popa, was always at the house on Barracks whenever Pace went there. Popa and an old man, Ignaz’s maternal grandfather, named Grapellino, sat out on a second floor balcony on lawn chairs overlooking the street, talking and smoking. Both men were always wearing gray or brown Fedora hats, long-sleeved white shirts with gold cuff links buttoned at the neck, black trousers and brown sandals. Pace asked Ignaz what Popa’s work was and Ignaz said that his father kept the family in order; and that Grapellino was a king in Vajra Dornei, which was in the old country. Pace asked Ignaz why, if his grandfather was a king in Vajra Dornei, he was living in New Orleans. Ignaz told Pace that Lupo Bobino, a bad king from Moldova, had poisoned Grapellino’s first wife, Queen Nardis, and one of his daughters, and commanded a band of cutthroats that drove the Rigó clan out of Romania. Grapellino and Popa were planning to return soon to the old country to get their revenge and take back the kingdom stolen from them by Bobino’s brigands.

“I’m goin’ with them,” Ignaz said. “We’re gonna cut the throats of Lupo Bobino and everyone in his family, including the women and children. Last July, when I turned thirteen, Popa showed me the knife I’m gonna use. It once belonged to Suleiman the Magnificent, who ruled the Turks back when they kicked ass all over Asia. The handle’s got precious jewels on it, rubies and emeralds, and the blade is made from the finest Spanish steel. Popa keeps it locked in a cabinet in his room. It’s priceless.”

Pace lost contact with Ignaz, who did not finish high school with him. When Pace was twenty-one and back in N.O. on a visit from L.A., where he was then living, he went into the storefront on Decatur and asked one of Ignaz’s older sisters, Arabella, who told fortunes and gave advice to women about how to please their husbands, where her brother was and what he was doing. Arabella, who was not married, had big brown eyes with dancing green flames in them, a hook nose, a mustache, and a thin, scraggly beard, as well as the largest hands Pace had ever seen on a woman. She told him that Ignaz was on a great journey, the destination of which she was forbidden to reveal. Arabella then offered Pace an herb called Night Tail she said would bring him good fortune with women, which he declined with thanks. Looking into Arabella’s eyes, Pace remembered, made him feel weak, as did the thought of what she could do to him with her huge hands.

A year or so later, another former high school classmate of his, Enos Bidou, who worked for his father’s house painting business in Slidell, told Pace that he’d run into Ignaz in Gulfport, Mississippi, where Ignaz was repairing roofs and paving driveways with his uncle, Repozo Rigó.

“Remember him?” Enos Bidou asked. Pace did not, so Enos said, “He went to jail when we were still at St. Tim the Impostor. Got clipped for sellin’ fake Congo crocodile heads and phony Chinese panda paws.”

“When we were thirteen or fourteen, Ignaz told me he would go one day to Romania or Moldova with his father and grandfather Grapellino to take back Grapellino’s lost kingdom.”

“Well, I seen him a month ago in Gulfport,” Enos said. “He’s got a beard now.”

“So does his sister,” said Pace.