That was some mind-blowing counseling, was it not?
If by mind-blowing you mean absurd and perplexing,
then it sure was. And why was he speaking in third
person? That was weird.
He’s eccentric.
He’s confusing. I have a headache from all the
metaphors. And, what’s up with the training wheel
stuff?
It’s the podcast. He’s the producer of it.
He produces the Woohoo Woman thing you’ve been
talking about?
I told you he’s a guru.
This just got weirder.
You just gotta listen to it, and you’ll COME ALIVE.
I’ll send you the link later tonight. WOOHOO, he
hollers, as we cross
the street
to avoid
being on the wrong side—the block
he can’t walk on.
We turn down
a winding road
that makes the walk home
extra, extra long.
Yeah, thanks for your help, I say.
You’re very welcome.
I was being sarcastic, Walt.
So was I.