Chapter Seven

Archer

@archerdev1 Now that my brother is on tour, he finally found a legit excuse not to help with chores. #thehazardsofhavingatwin #hesontour #imtheonemowingthelawn

Mac: Wanna hang out?

Me: Can’t. Chores.

Mac: Make Ross do them.

Me: Ha! I wish.

Mac: Already left?

Me: Yep.

Mac: Bet you regret making that demo video for them.

Me: Nah.

Mac: Now you have to do all the work.

Me: Why don’t you come help?

Me: Mac?

Me: Not even a comeback, huh?

Me: Now I know how to get you to shut up.

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Ross: Dude, if you missed me, you could’ve texted instead of tweeting about me.

Me: I miss you helping with the chores.

Ross: Asked you to come on tour with us.

Me: Don’t want to be your assistant.

Ross: You could’ve done other stuff.

Me: I’ve got my own stuff going on here.

Ross: Then quit your bitching.

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Archer Devlin

Can’t believe summer is over in less than a week! Senior year, here I come.

John Cruise We’re gonna rule the school, bro.

Brody “Mac” MacMillan I’ve already been ruling the school.

John Cruise You wish.

Ella Marsh Ugh. Don’t remind me. I wish I was on tour like Ross and didn’t have to go back to school.

Rachel Spencer You don’t wish you were Ross. You wish you were with Ross.

Ella Marsh LOL! Right?

Brody “Mac” MacMillan I’ll take you on tour, Ella. A tour on the Mac machine.

Ella Marsh I’ll pass.

John Cruise The Mac Machine, making people puke since 1999.

Brody “Mac” MacMillan Screw you, John.