Chapter Nine
Archer
@archerdev1 School starts tomorrow. #goodbyesummer #seniorstatus #nomorefreedom #nomoresleepingin
Mac: I’m getting online. Wanna play a video game?
Me: Give me a few.
Mac: What are you doing?
Me: Getting my stuff ready for tomorrow.
Mac: You a girl? Picking your dress or some crap?
Me: No. Doing laundry and making my lunch.
Mac: You don’t have a mom?
Me: Your mom still does that for you?
Mac: My mom loves me.
Me: At least someone does.
Mac: Ouch.
Me: I’m going to text Kassidy to see if she wants to meet before school.
Mac: Have you listened to nothing I’ve said?
Me: I have listened to you. That’s why I haven’t texted her. But I told her I’d help her out the first day of school.
Mac: Do you want to be friends, or do you want to date her?
Me: I don’t know.
Mac: C’mon, man.
Me: I’d like to date her.
Mac: Then don’t come on too strong or you’ll be friend-zoned.
Me: Happens to you a lot, huh?
Mac: Nope. I know better.
Me: Nah. You’re just not that great of a friend.
Mac: Screw you. I’m the best friend you’ve ever had.
Me: Sadly, that’s true. Whatever, man, I’m going to text her.
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Me: Hey, Kassidy. It’s Archer. We met at the Playlisters concert.
Kassidy: I remember.
Me: I’m pretty unforgettable, huh?
Kassidy: Well, the concert was.
Me: Because you met me?
Kassidy: Definitely the highlight.
Me: What was the last concert you went to before that one?
Kassidy: The Wine Stains.
Me: I was there, too.
Kassidy: You were?
Me: Yeah. Ross dragged me. He’s a huge fan.
Kassidy: You’re kidding.
Me: Nope.
Kassidy: Weird.
Me: Yeah, I agree. He’s a weird guy.
Kassidy: No. I meant weird like interesting. Most people don’t like indie bands.
Me: Ross likes all kinds of music.
Kassidy: What about you?
Me: I mostly like rap.
Kassidy: Rap? Really?
Me: Yeah. Why? You don’t?
Kassidy: It’s okay. You just don’t strike me as the rapper type.
Me: Hey, when I spit, it’s pretty fire.
Kassidy: Ha ha! I doubt that.
Me: Tomorrow I’ll prove it.
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Mac: Dude, are we playing video games or what?
Me: Sorry. I’ll log on in a minute.
Mac: Please tell me you’re not texting that girl.
Me: Okay. I won’t tell you.
Mac: You’re killing me, man. Say good-bye to the nice girl and log onto the game.
Me: Dude, chill.
Mac: Just do it.
Me: Fine. One more minute.
Mac: I’m counting down.
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Me: Meet me in the parking lot before school.
Kassidy: Okay.
Me: Great. I’ll text you when I get there.
Kassidy: Sounds good.
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Mac: Archer?
Me: I’m right here. I’m logging on.
Mac: Cool. Get ready for me to kick your ass.
Me: You wish.
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Ella: Some of us are meeting for coffee before school tomorrow. Wanna join?
Me: I can’t. Sorry.
Ella: Okay. See ya at school, then.
Me: See ya.