Chapter Thirty-Five

Archer

@archerdev1 Feeling human again. #healthisagloriousthing #finallyhungry #eatallthefood

Ross: You feeling better?

Me: Much.

Ross: Going to school this morning?

Me: Yep.

Ross: Are you sure you had the flu? Maybe you were just heartsick.

Me: Trust me, it was the flu.

Ross: Have you heard from Kassidy?

Me: Nope.

Ross: Maybe if you hadn’t been such a dick.

Me: Thanks for the support, bro.

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Mac: Is your sorry ass finally out of bed?

Me: I don’t agree with your description of my ass, but yes, I’m out of bed.

Mac: Maybe your sorry ass is the reason Kassidy didn’t visit you.

Me: Low blow, man.

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Archer Devlin

Joining the land of the living today.

Ella Marsh So glad you’re feeling better.

Tiffany Engle Good. I’ve been so worried.

Brody “Mac” MacMillan Girls, I think I might be coming down with something.

Tiffany Engle Very funny.

John Cruise You have to have a famous brother to rank with these girls, Mac. You know that.

Brody “Mac” MacMillan: Cold.

Tiffany Engle That’s not fair, John.

John Cruise It’s true.

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Mac: I guess it wasn’t Kassidy who left the soup and chem homework.

Mac: Doesn’t Tiffany have chem with you? Maybe she left it.

Me: Trying to earn points with my brother

Mac: At least she did something.

Me: True.