Chapter 3
IN THIS CHAPTER
Establishing and adhering to a budget for your gambling trip
Understanding casino credit
Recognizing the danger signs
An accountant we know shares this favorite saying with clients who want to push the envelope: “Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered.” This adage is probably more applicable to gamblers tackling the tables than taxpayers dealing with the IRS. Greed and gambling are two words that go together like peanut butter and jelly, and they’re just as likely to get you into a sticky mess.
When blinded by the possibility of winning more, you can easily end up blowing your gambling bankroll (money set aside just for gambling) in one evening — or faster. The prospect of striking it rich in the casino may make you forget that you have other financial obligations — paying the mortgage and feeding your children, to name a couple. We’ve heard and seen too many horror stories about individuals whose dream vacation to a gambling destination turned into a nightmare when they frantically began throwing good money after bad to make up for their losses early in their getaway.
In this chapter, we address nothing more than practical, pragmatic approaches to your money — the cash you come with and (hopefully) the money you win as you go along. We arm you with the same sort of no-nonsense advice your accountant or a financial counselor may offer to help you manage your budget.
If your main priority is to retain all of your money, the best advice we can offer you is not to gamble at all. Assuming you don’t want to hear that bit of wisdom, our next-best suggestion is to firmly decide, before you walk through the doors of the casino, how much you’re willing to spend (translation: lose).
Casinos are fantastic places where you can check reality at the door. Gambling should be a fun experience, a chance to get away from your daily stress and enjoy the escape that risk and winning can bring. But when the lines between reality and fantasy blur, when you buy into the dream and forget the budget, you can run into problems, and your money can quickly head south.
This section helps you predetermine exactly how much money you’re willing to spend on your gambling venture. You also discover how to stick to your budget and avoid the kind of fun the casino wants to have — at your expense.
For most people, gambling isn’t a lifestyle. It’s an escape from reality that has the same components of thrill, sizzle, and excitement as other forms of entertainment — well, maybe a little less than skydiving and a bit more than the opera.
A good starting point to determine your gambling bankroll is figuring out how much you spend on different types of entertainments and vacations, such as theme parks, ski resorts, or other sightseeing destinations. Knowing this information can help you compare your casino budget to the cost of last summer’s beach vacation or that week in Paris.
As you calculate the cost of your gambling trip, consider its value to you in terms of fun and entertainment. If you perceive your casino gambling adventure as a form of entertainment similar to, say, dinner at a fine restaurant and an evening at the theater, you can begin to put a price on its value. Would such an evening cost you $500 for two? Possibly. Would you pay $1,000 for it? Possibly again, although sticker shock may be setting in.
After you figure out your budget for your gambling adventure (whether a five-day trip to Vegas or just a quick jaunt to a riverboat casino), you need to break down that budget into how much you can spend each day. Take your predetermined trip bankroll, and then divide that amount by the number of days you’re going to be in the casino. For example, say you set aside $1,200 for gambling on your three-day getaway weekend. You have $400 to play with each day, separate from the money you budget to feed, house, and otherwise entertain yourself.
After splitting your bankroll into daily increments, the next step to budget your gambling is bet sizing, or breaking down your budgeted bankroll into the amount you allocate for each bet.
Unless you’re a professional card counter, you don’t benefit from changing the amount of your bets. The simplest and safest strategy in most casino games is to bet the same amount each time. For slots and video poker, that may mean playing the max number of coins or credits each time if you are playing a progressive machine (see Book 6, Chapter 8 for more on slots).
Although games do run in streaks, you can’t know when those streaks begin or end. After you have the money, it’s yours. How you obtained it doesn’t matter, but you still need to be judicious about how you spend or bet the money.
In addition to establishing a budget and portioning it out on a daily — and bet-size — basis, you can employ some simple strategies that help you stay within the framework of your budget. This section contains a few time-honored methods of limiting your losses.
You may be familiar with stop-loss limits from the stock market. Stop-loss limits protect your shares from a severe downturn by instructing your broker to sell if a stock falls to a certain price.
You can apply the same rationale to gambling. An example is our earlier recommendation to decide in advance how much you’re willing to risk per trip and per day (see the section “Determining your daily limits”). When you lose your preset amount, stop, head for the door, and spend the rest of the day golfing or sightseeing.
Big comebacks — erasing your gambling debt by winning big — are the stuff of legends. And that’s where those stories belong. You’re not gambling in the casino to make a living or pay off your bills. Treat gambling like a vacation, and leave the dreams of making a fortune in the casino for Hollywood movies. (Check out “Resisting the urge to chase losses” in this chapter for more about how this strategy can get you in trouble.)
Another good restraint is to set limits on how long you play each day. Marathon sessions at the tables usually spell disaster. The longer you play, the more likely you are to lose your focus and perspective.
Figure out how to take breaks because they can help you clear your head and protect your bankroll. Stopping for lunch or dinner may seem obvious, but the number of players who totally forget to eat when they’re gambling is amazing. Reasons to take breaks abound. Here are just a few:
Everyone wants to walk away a winner. Cashing out a winner is one of the greatest feelings in the world, and it’s the ultimate goal of everyone who gambles. But remember — one of the worst feelings is dumping all your winnings back when you’re up a lot and then losing for the day. So quitting when you win a predetermined amount ensures that you have some winning days during your visit.
Some people set up target goals, such as quitting when they get ahead of their daily bankroll by 50 percent or 100 percent. If you wisely add your profits back into your bankroll (rather than spending them), you have a larger buffer to withstand future negative swings.
Most people feel safer using credit cards rather than cash on vacation because, if stolen, credit is easier to replace than cash. But you have to turn that strategy on its head on gambling vacations. If you want to play it safe when gambling, always use cash instead of credit.
This section explains the downside of relying on casino credit. But there are also some advantages to casino credit, so we explain how to set it up and when to use that credit in a positive way.
To understand the lure — as well as the danger — of casino credit, you first need to understand it. Casino credit is no different from store credit, something most people take advantage of every day. To make shopping easier, many department stores offer customers a little plastic card with a line of credit. Similarly, the casino offers you a line of credit based on your credit report and the size of your bank account. This line of credit allows you to borrow money from the casino in order to gamble — either because your funds have run out or because you just prefer not to carry cash.
Credit is convenient, yes. But, it’s also a very risky venture. First, access to credit tends to make some people spend more money than they otherwise would — both in gambling and in the real world. But with casino credit, the problem is compounded. If you buy a $300 sander from the local home-improvement center on your credit card and your spouse promptly persuades you that you don’t need that item, you can usually return it and get your $300 back. But when you borrow $300 from your favorite casino and lose it at craps, it’s long gone. Even worse is when you lose that $300, followed quickly by $600 more, and return home with bigger debts than you can handle.
Recognizing that borrowing from the casino can lead to gambling debt is a critical step as you consider managing your bankroll. Yet credit can benefit people who are extremely disciplined inside the surrealistic confines of the casino. And casino credit does offer the following clear advantages:
Establishing a line of credit is easier than you may think because the casino doesn’t want to make borrowing money hard for you. You can set up a casino line of credit in one of two ways:
After you establish your line of credit, don’t expect to get a plastic credit card with the casino logo on the front. Instead, you use markers at the tables to tap into your line of credit. (A marker is basically a check or I.O.U. that you sign at the gaming table.)
At the end of your visit, the casino expects you to write a check to cover the cost of any losses you incurred during your visit. If you refuse to pay, the casino has the right to post the outstanding markers with your bank for collection from your account.
Gambling, by its very definition, implies risk, something many people aren’t used to dealing with. In your work life, you eliminate uncertainty by accepting a job with a fixed salary. In your daily life, you protect against disaster through a spectrum of safety precautions, from smoke detectors to seat belts.
When you walk into the casino, the house is betting that your unfamiliarity with risk will work in its favor. (Look at how easy establishing a line of credit is and how quickly the little extras, such as comps, make you amenable to spending and risking more money.)
By following the advice in this chapter, you’re taking the appropriate steps to reduce your risk of gambling-related problems when you enter the casino. But you’re wise to continue looking for signs of trouble during, or even before, your casino visit. These problems can take many forms beyond simple financial issues; they can affect your relationships as well as your health. This section helps you identify the warning signs so you can walk away before it’s too late.
Because the casino does everything in its power to help you step off the plank and into the ocean of risk, is it any wonder some people get in over their heads before they even realize they’re in deep water? Book 6, Chapter 2 looks more closely at odds, and each chapter on the specific games examines the odds and explains whether the game is worth playing or not.
You may have packed light for your long-weekend gambling getaway. But, trust us, you’re carrying more baggage than you realize — all that other stuff that defines who you are and how you react to certain situations. So be realistic about your own personality and temperament.
Are you a disciplined type? Is adopting positive behaviors, such as daily exercise and saving money, easy for you? If you’re cool, calm, and rational in your daily life, you’re likely to be a good candidate for video poker or the blackjack tables. Or are you impulsive and undisciplined? Does a trip to the mall for a package of socks turn into a shopping spree that sets you back a couple of paychecks? Do you struggle to stick to a diet? If you lack control in everyday activities, such as shopping and eating, then casinos can become a dangerous diversion. We’re not suggesting that you swear off casino visits if you can’t stop yourself from eating just one more chocolate chip cookie. But understanding your nature and taking precautions to protect yourself from “cleaning out the cookie jar” is important.
Even if you’re a highly disciplined soul, the hypnotic sway of the casino can seduce you into uncharacteristic behavior. One typical lure that pulls gamblers off the cliff of control is chasing your losses. For example, say you’ve lost more than you intended. But, you think, if you could just win one big bet, your problem would be erased. So chasing your losses is tempting, especially in a casino where people seem to be winning all around you.
The sad fact is that most people lose when gambling. And when people lose, they tend to want to get their money back. Even though it’s almost always a quick path to ruin, the urge to chase losses is a phenomenon that seems to sweep over casinos from the Mississippi River to Monte Carlo.
Part of the casino experience is enjoying the festive atmosphere, bright lights, and free drinks. But enjoying and exceeding are two different events, and the quickest way to short-circuit your budget is to overindulge at the bar.
Overindulging is tempting, of course, with cocktail servers adeptly appearing just when the game gets tense, graciously slipping a fresh cold drink next to your elbow. As you sweat a little more, the next drink goes down more quickly. And before you know it, you’ve lost count of how many drinks you’ve had, not to mention how much money you’ve lost.
Exceeding your established gambling budget by a few hundred dollars on a trip to Vegas or your nearby riverboat casino is one matter. Getting yourself tens of thousands of dollars in debt over the course of time is another matter entirely; this sort of trouble is a serious gambling problem. Gambling addiction is a complex problem far beyond the scope of this book. But we’d be irresponsible not to address it in a chapter about managing your gambling money.
Gambling debts almost ruined Edgar Allan Poe and Thomas Jefferson and have devastated many families. Whether you’re a beginning gambler, an occasional gambler, or a regular bettor, you need to know the signs of gambling addiction. A few signs include
If you suspect you have a serious problem with gambling, you’re not alone. Some excellent sources and support groups are available to help you fight your addiction and find ways to overcome debt and other related problems. You can start with an excellent website, www.gamblersanonymous.org
, for answers and help.