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“What’s all this?” asked the elderly minister.
“I’m going to read my sermon from my iPad. My smart phone is for appointments with congregants.”
“Idolatries of technology! Every other week someone’s infernal cell phone goes off during the service. Technology doesn’t belong in this church.” He offered a thin smile. “Just a word of advice, now that you’re taking over.”
“Satisfactory sermon, reverend,” the senior minister said two hours later in the church office. “At least no cell phones went off today.”
“Oh, they won’t,” the young minister said, pointing to an electronic device in the corner. “Cell phone jammer.”