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“I assure you, we have the highest standards,” the contractor said. “What you say just isn’t possible.”
“I’m telling you my house is brand new, but it’s coming apart. Doors don’t fit. Windows stick. Wallboards pop out. And look—”
The homeowner bent back a warped wallboard. Inside, resting next to the studs, they saw an empty bottle of Jack Daniel’s and several empty beer bottles.
“So, how about your high standards now?” the angry homeowner said.
“This couldn’t be our work,” the contractor said. “That’s Fernley Lager. That stuff is swill. Our guys drink only Heineken with their Jack.”