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“Yes dear, I know the computer’s not working. I can handle this. I’m calling them right now. See the phone in my hand?”
“Dammit Harvey, tell them we’re really mad.”
“But—”
“Tell them right now.”
“Okay. We’re really mad.”
“Tell them this computer is a piece of shit and we want a replacement.”
“This computer is a piece of shit and we want a replacement.”
“Harvey, tell them we’re going to call consumer affairs or the DA.”
“We’re going to call consumer affairs or the DA.”
“Well, what did they say?”
“They said this call is very important to them.”