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Trays of expensive necklaces were scattered across the mall jewelry store counter. A heavy-set man with a white beard and red suit slumped next to the policeman.
“D’you know how many stupid crooks try to rob stores dressed as Santa this time of year?” said the slightly bored detective.
Outside the store, a crowd gathered.
“Take him in,” the detective said to two uniformed officers.
“Don’t put cuffs on me,” make-believe Santa said. “Look at all those kids out there.”
The detective frowned.
“Police escort,” shouted unshackled Santa. As they walked out, he waved to the crowd with both hands.