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“Earl, stop poking on that thing and watch where you’re walking.”
“I just want to know where we are. You know Irene, this new GPS is really handy.”
“Just follow the trail.”
“Okay. I can see it on the screen.”
“We’re hiking for the scenery and you haven’t seen a thing.”
“Yes I have. Now look here. According to this, we’re at exactly 38 degrees, 34 minutes latitude and—”
“Earl. Pay attention.”
“I am. The GPS says that we should be very close to the scenic canyon overlook.”
“Look up, Earl. What’s that sign say?”
“Uh, ‘scenic overlook, 200 feet.’”