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Stan’s Stupid

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“Gail will you stop shouting. We’ve been at this for three hours.”

“Stop shouting? I find out you’re banging your secretary and you tell me to shut up?”

“For the eighth time, it was just that once. A mistake. I’m begging for forgiveness.”

“I’ll forgive you. Just as soon as my lawyer takes everything. This house, our savings accounts, the works.”

Stan shook his head. “I’m going for a drive.”

Just as the door closed, the phone rang.

“Jesse, honey. Yes, he just left. Oh, I want you, too. I’ll be right over.”

“Does he suspect anything?”

“No. Stan’s stupid.”