“So with that stolen uniform you get in to rob private offices, huh?”
“Sure.”
“Wouldn’t a cop’s uniform be better? Or a fireman or paramedic?”
“I’d attract too much attention. This way, no one notices me.”
“What about building security?”
“No problem. Security guards, receptionists, they just wave me through.”
“And you wander around at lunchtime rifling desks, stealing money and valuables.”
“Yup. I carry an empty package to store the loot in.”
“It’s amazing.”
“No it’s not. It’s this.” He slapped the embroidered patch above his breast pocket that carried the ubiquitous logo of the well-known parcel express company.