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Geoff and his wife were having a brandy in the restaurant bar after their dinner with six important clients.
“I feel bad about the tip,” Geoff said, “but the boss gave me a strict spending limit, so I could only leave ten percent.”
He looked up. “Oh hell, here comes the waiter.”
“Here, Mr. Lamotte, you forgot your receipt. We really enjoyed serving you. Please come back again.”
“What sarcasm,” Geoff said after the waiter left. “I’m embarrassed. C’mon. Let’s go.”
“Wait, Geoff. This bill says 20 percent gratuity was included. You tipped them ten percent on top of that.”