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Free Enterprise 

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“So what are we doing here?” says Ed as they stop at the exit to the filled racetrack parking lot.

“Shut up,” says Rocky. “Put on that orange vest.”

“Think people are just going to give us money as they drive out?”

“Yeah. You got that change I gave you?”

Minutes later, Ed and Rocky are busy collecting $5 from hundreds of motorists leaving the lot.

“I never thought your sign would work, Rocky,” Ed whispers. “This is a free lot.”

“Not now it ain’t,” Rocky says glancing at the professional-looking sign they’d brought with them: “Parking $5 upon exit.”