For four long years I kept out of bovver and avoided all the old haunts. I really liked the peaceful life at home with Carole and the girls. The nearest I came to a punch up was when some fella cut me up at the traffic lights. It was a good feeling not to be looking over my shoulder all the time and I was desperate to keep it that way for the rest of my life.
The first edition of this book had come out and I’d made a few bob out of it, so life was pretty sweet. But I knew it would never last that long.
Then in the winter of 2004/2005 the building game started drying up a bit and I began getting twitchy about how I was going to pull in enough cash to provide for my family. I guess that’s the way it goes with most people. You hit a dry patch and you start really stressing out about how you’re going to pay the bills and stuff like that. My priority was – and always will be – Carole and the kids.
One day in late spring 2005, I was out on a rare building job over in the East End when I met this fella called Dan who’d I’d known back in my cage fighting days. He’d been quite a tasty scrapper himself as it happens. Dan was a decent fellow. Not flash or outwardly hard but he could certainly pack a mean punch when required. Dan and I had also worked the doors at a couple of nightclubs together so he knew all about me and my dangerous old habits. Anyway, one day he asked me out of the blue if I was still up for a scrap, although he did it in a very clever, roundabout sort of way.
‘How’s the money situation goin’ at the moment, son?’
I knew what he was on about before he’d finished the sentence.
‘I’m always on the lookout for a decent earner,’ I answered, watching a Cheshire-cat grin come over his face as I talked.
Next thing I know he’s saying, ‘I know this fella in Dagenham who read yer book and he reckons he could ‘ave ya.’
I always wondered how long it’d take for some Big Mouth to get wound up by my book. There’s still a lot of so-called hard nuts out there who reckon they could take on the entire SAS and beat ‘em.
Then Dan chipped in, ‘He’s no youngster but he’s got a bit of form.’
I shrugged my shoulders.
‘So?’
‘And he’s from Spain,’ added Dan, as if I was supposed to be impressed. Dan then explained he’d beaten one of this bloke’s cousins in a scrap, which was how he came to meet him in the first place.
Meanwhile, I had only one thing on my mind – the cash. ‘You better get a meet sorted, old son.’
I must have been bloody mad. Back home everything was sweet as a nut, apart from being a bit short of a bob or two. What the hell was I doing putting all that at risk? Carole was happy ‘cause I’d kept out of trouble. We had a lovely house, two beautiful daughters. I’d even just splashed out a fortune on having the windows done, which might have been why I was a little brasso! But then it’s too easy to look for excuses ain’t it?
Trouble was, my mate Dan had just put a big cake in front of me and I couldn’t resist eating it. I could feel the excitement building up inside me within seconds of him first mentioning the fight.
‘So he thinks he’s a hard nut does he?’ I asked, already enjoying all that hardman banter once again.
I knew there and then I wanted this fight to happen. There’s no point in denying it. I was completely up for it. I was well pumped up. There was no holding me back!
So I agreed to meet this Spanish geezer a few days later in a pub in Dagenham called The Magpie. I’d actually helped build an extension to it, which was why I remembered it so well. Those evil old bastard promoters Bill and Kenny would never have allowed me to meet an opponent ahead of a fight. But Dan was a much straighter shooter, if you know what I mean. In any case, by meeting the Spaniard first I knew I could always back out if I didn’t like the look of him.
When the day of the meet came around, Dan had wanted us to turn up mob handed but I said what’s the point? If he wanted to fight in the pub he’d be bloody stupid. So I had Dan watching from nearby just in case someone jumped up and took a pop at me but I knew nothing would happen. Although I did make sure Dan was packing just in case the entire meet was some sort of stunt by one of my old battered opponents trying to get revenge on me.
I made a point of winding up the Spaniard by turning up 20 minutes late for the meet in that pub. When I finally walked in and saw him sitting there, I knew immediately he was the man because he was all bulked up like Arnie S and sitting there looking really manic all on his own. He even had cuts all over him, which immediately told me he wasn’t much of a fighter. The Spaniard had short, cropped dark hair with a little razor line through his scalp. Very pretty.
He also looked like he weighed in at around 18 stone and was about six foot two, which is an inch or so taller than me. His neck was so thick he looked more like a weightlifter than a fighter, which was good news because these sort of pumped up geezers are always the easiest to put on the floor.
But the best sign of all was the empty plate and a couple of pint beer glasses in front of him. A real fighter wouldn’t be tucking into a stodge and downing pints for a meeting like this. He spoke pretty good English although he had quite a broken Spanish accent. Turned out he was 41, a year older than me. Then I noticed his big barrel of a gut. I knew I’d have him no trouble.
As I sat across the table from him, he tried to come across as confident, bolshie and flash. At one stage he even growled, ‘I’ll take you on.’ Simple as that. But that just made me realise he was a bit twitchy. Then I grinned at him. Stupid bastard didn’t realise why.
Then it was my turn to chuck in a bit of banter.
‘You’re not much cop, are ya son?’ I said, looking right into his eyes.
He tried to look daggers back at me then. But I could tell behind his watery, dark brown eyes that he was nervous.
I knew he had a couple of heavies sitting nearby just in case we kicked off there and then but, as I said earlier, that would have been stupid. I wanted the prize money, not the satisfaction of knocking him flying. Having a stand-up in a boozer just because I didn’t like the look of a man wouldn’t have earned me a penny.
Then the Spaniard growled again.
‘I’m gonna have you.’
This was getting silly. I knew he was shitting hot bricks.
‘Whatever you say, old son…’ I replied, as cool as the proverbial cucumber. ‘Now what about the readies?’
That’s when he barked back: ‘You get four grand loser’s purse, winner’s twelve.’
Sounded good to me because I knew which purse I’d get.
‘Done.’
I put me hand out to shake on it. He grabbed hold of it, which I didn’t like one bit.
‘So when’s the meet?’ I asked, snatching my hand away from his.
‘We be in touch soon.’
That’s when I noticed his whole face had completely changed expression. He was clearly worried that I was so confident. He must have thought I’d haggle with him over the cash.
Then he said in a much softer voice.
‘I speak to my people and we agree a date.’
‘That’s cool.’
All I cared about was giving him a hammering and earning the cash. It hadn’t taken much to turn me back into a fighter.
The Spaniard sat there as I got up and left the pub. All I knew was that his promoter would be putting the money up. I didn’t care who paid it out as long as it was there to collect immediately after I’d crushed that fat old Spaniard into the ground.
Now I might have looked cool and confident in front of the Spaniard but the enormity of what I’d just done really hit me after I got out of the pub. What the hell was I playing at? Carole would be furious with me for going back on my word. I’d promised her I’d never fight again. But instead of facing up to what I’d just gone and done I went straight home and tried to put the whole thing to the back of my mind. No point in telling her just in case it never happened.
But then other questions started going through my head. Am I going to get out of this alive? What if it’s all some kind of trap set up by Kenny and Bill? But then I remembered the Spaniard’s nervous face and I knew I could have him easy. I was 100% certain. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
If that Spaniard had looked wiry and fit as a fiddle like Jean Claude Van Damme at his peak with veins sticking out and muscles to match I would definitely have thought twice about it. But this fella was meat to the slaughter. I had no doubts. But then I couldn’t afford to have any, could I?
If I’d thought there was any chance of getting beaten I would have asked for a lot more cash because that loser’s money was chickenfeed to me. I’d have wanted more than double that fee just to walk into a fight arena. But I knew that Spaniard was a useless lump. No way was he the real McCoy. He might have been a bit of a hard man, but he moved and talked too slowly to be any real threat. And he never once got up out of his chair for me to take a proper look at him. Seeing that gut on him had been more than enough for me.
I knew I had a maximum of four weeks to sort myself out physically, which is not a lot of time when you’ve been out of the game for so long. My regular work as a builder was physical, but this was a different kettle of fish altogether. I went down the gym every day and started working on a bag to strengthen up. I hadn’t used a bag in years and it took me a week just to get back into the swing of it, but then I started to really enjoy it.
I told Carole I was going to the gym, but I didn’t say why. At first she didn’t suspect a thing and just thought I was on a health kick. But then she noticed I was also watching my food. I started insisting on mainly white meat and salads and rice and pasta and things like that. No chips. So when I started stuffing back huge bowls of spaghetti it was pretty obvious to Carole that I was up to no good. After all, I’m not really a big eater usually. I like drinking fluids like milk and all those nourishment drinks but when I started asking her to pick up 24 cans of nutridrink at the supermarket she got well suspicious.
A couple of weeks after I’d agreed to the fight, Carole fronted me up one night.
‘Wot’s goin’ on, Carl?’ she asked.
‘Wot you mean, babes?’
I must have looked a bit shifty when I replied but in my heart of hearts I knew there was no point in lying. So I hesitated and then told her everything. I had to. She hit the roof.
‘What the hell are you playin’ at?’ Carole screamed.
‘It’ll be easy,’ I said, trying desperately to make it all sound very ‘normal’.
But Carole was far from convinced.
‘I want a divorce,’ she screamed at me. ‘I’m not gonna let you put me through this again.’
I was absolutely stunned and backed down immediately.
‘I’ll call it off then,’ I said. ‘It’s only money. It ain’t that important. Just money that we desperately need.’
Trying the old emotional blackmail routine was like a red rag to a bull in a chinashop.
‘I don’t want anything to do with this,’ said Carole. ‘You told me you’d never fight again and you’ve lied. I’ve had it with you.’
I held my hands up.
‘Alright. Alright. I won’t do it. I promise.’
But I was lying. Carole knew it and so did I. I was hooked in. I could tell immediately from the look on her face she knew I was still going through with it.
We never mentioned it again but Carole made sure I knew how she felt by not talking to me. She was steaming mad with me and I was more scared by that than any scrap in a cage. I didn’t want to lose Carole and the girls. Nothing was worth that. But something was driving me on to do this fight. I don’t know if it was pride, the money or just a bit of old fashioned recklessness, but I still wanted to do it. What a selfish bastard I was.
And Carole remained deadly serious about getting a divorce. I knew she meant it because of the way she’d completely stopped talking to me. Worse still, I’d come home from work and she wouldn’t be there. If she was, she’d glare at me and not say a word. I felt like shit but I never once truly considered backing out of that fight. What the hell was going on in my head? My own beloved wife was looking daggers at me every minute of the day. You could cut the atmosphere in the house with a sledgehammer. She didn’t want to know me. I felt completely alone in many ways but maybe that was the way I liked it? Maybe that was the best way to prepare for a fight? I must have been off my rocker.
But all the way through that training period I kept telling myself I needed the money and I wanted to believe I was still a top fighter. The way that Spaniard had come across in the boozer that day had narked me. I didn’t like his attitude one bit. He thought he could take me easy and I wasn’t having any of that. No way. I’ll take you out. No trouble, I thought to myself. Fuck knows if I was right.
About a week before the fight, I met up with Dan again and he’d spoken to the promoter who said everything was now laid on. We decided to get a couple of minders to come along to the fight just in case there were any problems. After all, we had no guarantee we’d get the cash right afterwards so these heavies would make sure I got what was rightfully mine – my winner’s fee.
I had the feeling this scrap would be much more out in the open than all those other fights I’d had across the globe. The same basic anything-goes rules applied. But the build-up didn’t seem so shady. Those old promoters Kenny and Bill had definitely kept it all so cloak and dagger to stop me getting too involved. Those two old bastards didn’t want to tell me what they were earning and that was also why they always sprung it on me at the last minute. Dan and this new bunch were much more up front.
Dan told me during that meet in the pub that the location would be my old stomping ground of Dagenham, not far from those docks where I’d once got such a bad pasting.
Dan said he didn’t know much more about the Spaniard but he was still very confident I’d have him. I intended to give Dan £2,000 out of my purse if I won.
The day before the fight I plucked up the courage to tell Carole about the details of the fight and that it was scheduled to happen at eight the following evening.
‘It’s tomorrow, babes.’
‘I don’t care,’ was her only response. But I felt that by telling her at least I’d been honest about it all.
That day of the fight I trained hard. I started with a run for half a mile, then a bit of bag work down the gym. Back home I ate well and gulped down a lot of water.
I knew the key to my success was in my head not body. I needed to take myself down a tunnel of concentration so that by the time I took a crack at that Spaniard I’d be virtually invincible.
But Carole was still not talking to me.
So I got up, walked towards the hall of the house and said I’d be back in two hours. That was a pretty stupid thing to say since I might not get back at all if that Spaniard proved a genuine killer.
All she muttered was, ‘I’m not happy, Carl.’
With the actual fight now just hours away it started dawning on me what I’d committed to and I began to feel a bit nervous for the first time. I’d done some hard training but three weeks isn’t long to prepare for a no-rules fight that might be to the death.
Dan picked me up in his Transit van. It was a Friday night. No fancy Jags and promoters in sheepskin coats this time. The two minders – both armed in case of emergencies – followed behind in a car.
Less than half an hour later, we pulled into an industrial park near Dagenham Old Docks, next to a KFC, and Dan simply said, ‘We’re here’. I noticed dim lights through a big open door into a warehouse and then saw the headlight beams of loads of cars gathered around inside.
As we drove in, I also saw there wasn’t a cage in sight. It was an open arena. I’d thought it was going to be a closed arena, at least a cattle shed to keep the fighters hemmed in. Dan didn’t say a word but I could tell he was as surprised as me. But it was too late to turn round and leave.
Lots of heavy looking characters were standing around by their cars which all had their headlights on full beam. It looked just like the opening to that Michael Caine film Shiner, which I’d worked on as a consultant.
I was already well hyped up and couldn’t wait to get started so I got straight out of the van just as a big black Merc with smoked-out windows glided into the warehouse. The fat Spaniard got out of it. Flash bastard was behaving as if he’d already won. I ignored him and got into the arena and began warming up. I was wearing thin layer bag gloves with cut away fingers so I could still grab him when I wanted. There were no rules about gloves although obviously I couldn’t have got away with wearing knuckle dusters!
Meanwhile the fat Spaniard was lumbering around as if he owned the place, with three or four blokes around him for protection. As I looked across at him, I’ll swear he had a bit of onion ring hanging out of the corner of his mouth so I shouted at him, ‘You still eatin’?’
It was just a bit of harmless theatre although from the look on his face he didn’t get the joke at all – but I’ll swear he checked just to see if there was any food on his face.
Then the Spaniard moved towards me, frowning to try and look like a tough nut. It was pathetic. He was in jeans, boots and badly fitted t-shirt and his belly was bursting out all over the place. I had this tight khaki t-shirt with full army trousers from a surplus store and it made me look like a squaddie. I even had on black army boots.
So he walked across from one corner of the arena to the other and then suddenly starts charging towards me like a flabby rhino. I side-stepped him and banged him straight in the ear as he passed and he went sideways onto the floor. Then he got up and charged again. This time I moved the other way and banged him on the other ear. It was all so bloody easy.
The fat bastard was stumbling all over the floor after that second hit. He couldn’t cope with it. Then I got him square on the nose, which then burst like a balloon. Bits of gristle flying in all directions. Blood streaming down his face. I even stepped back for a moment to let him compose himself. I must have been going soft with old age.
Then he charged right at me but I side-stepped him and as he passed each time I kneed him straight in the ribs. The third time he went crashing to the floor and I steamed in and crunched on his neck. Then I smacked him a couple of times and he went out like a light. No one stopped the fight. I just stopped myself. I could have carried on mashing his head but that’s not my scene. I’d finished the job already so there was no need to kill the geezer. He was out cold. End of story.
Now we had to get out of that arena in double quick time. I couldn’t believe how easy it had been. In less than three and a half minutes I’d copped ten grand. Trouble was that once the fat Spaniard had hit the floor bottles started flying in because these punters were angry at having lost a few bob. If I’d been in a cage like normal I’d have been perfectly safe because whatever they threw at you, it wouldn’t actually hit you. But this was seriously hazardous. I was also so hyped up I’d started taunting the customers which didn’t help. The crowd were going berserk because they’d put all their money on the fat Spaniard. They’d never even heard of me. There were screams of ‘fix’ because these sorts of characters don’t like losing their hard earned cash. In some ways it was a rougher, younger crowd than usual.
In the middle of all this bedlam, I was relieved to notice Dan walking straight over to the promoter and getting my money on the spot. He then beckoned me over and I wiped my sweat-drenched nose and we marched off towards the van. Trouble was that the crowd was now going completely AWOL.
As a mob of blokes encircled us I just managed to pile into the Transit front seat. Our two minders scrambled into the car behind us and we drove out of that warehouse at high speed.
Dan was as calm as ever and all he said to me was, ‘Where d’you want to go, son?’
‘Home,’ I said.
And that was it. Easiest £10,000 I ever earned in me life.
Less than an hour later I was walking up the garden path to my house with hardly a scratch on me. Carole ripped open the door before my boot touched the doorstep.
I walked calmly past her and slapped all the cash down on the kitchen table and said, ‘There’s yer money.’
‘It couldn’t have been that easy?’ she asked suspiciously.
‘Easy as pie.’
Carole didn’t exactly give me a hug and a kiss on the spot, but seeing I was in one piece made it easier for her to forget how I’d defied her and gone back into the fight game. I was feeling on top of the moon. I’d just earned more in less than three minutes than I could earn in three months in the building trade. The old fight bug had bitten and now my biggest problem was resisting the temptation to have another lucrative scrap.