Twenty-Three

 

Cece did not remember exactly when the whispering had started, though she remembered what she’d been doing at the time: walking Aristotle on the forest road behind the house. A human voice, frail but urgent—or so it sounded. She’d stopped in the middle of the road to listen. She’d imagined plenty of things in her life, usually when she’d had trouble sleeping and felt like she hadn’t fully decamped from her dreams. But this was different. The whispering did not spring from her head, she was sure of it, though neither did it seem to spring from anywhere else. It was just there at her ear, private as a secret. Cece couldn’t make out the words: only the sound itself, wish wish wish, like someone muttering in their sleep.

She’d heard it again last weekend, hiking in Jewel Basin. Maybe this was why she’d taken a wrong turn on a trail she’d hiked fifty times before. Or maybe it was something else entirely. In any case, she’d gotten lost. She’d meant to stop at Picnic Lakes for lunch, a painless four-mile loop, but had somehow hiked past them without noticing; when she tried to retrace her steps, she ended up on a trail she’d never seen before, switchbacking into a burned-out ravine overgrown with fireweed. She was almost out of water and hadn’t thought to bring a map with her. Cece sat in the fireweed and tried not to panic. She’d felt this way as a girl once, separated from her parents at Disneyland: as if she’d stepped through a door somehow, into a perilous alien world. She could die in this world. It was September and beginning to get cold in the mountains—though not as cold as it used to get, when you had to pack for surprise snowstorms—and Cece could see her breath. It misted in front of her, vanishing almost as soon as it appeared.

She got up again and wandered for a long time before encountering another hiker, a park ranger, who shared his water with her and escorted her back to Picnic Lakes. She’d met the ranger before, through Garrett—but Cece was too humiliated to bring this up. By the time she got back to the trailhead, it was an hour past dark. Garrett, waiting for her at home, had been about to go out looking.

This wasn’t the first mistake she’d made. It was the second or third. There had been the morning she’d yelled at Garrett for losing Aristotle’s food dish, even though Cece was the one who fed him twice a day and gave him his pills. Well, turns out she’d put the dish, full of kibble, in the fridge! Who would do such a thing? Or the time she was making Moroccan chicken for dinner and couldn’t seem to follow the recipe, as if it had transformed itself, maliciously, into an algebra problem. She got so tangled up in the steps that she felt like crying.

But it was the hiking fiasco that had made Garrett insist she call the doctor. She hadn’t even told him about the whispering. But she’d called and talked to her general practitioner—or at least her GP’s receptionist, who’d set up an appointment with someone new. Her old GP, who for years had been telling her to get more flavonoids into her diet, flavonoids this and flavonoids that—Cece and Garrett had called him Flavor Flav—had apparently died.

“Oh my god,” Garrett said. “How did he die?”

“Pancreatic cancer. Very sudden, she said.” Cece looked at him. “What?”

“Nothing.”

“You were about to say something about flavonoids, weren’t you? Make a joke.”

“I wasn’t,” he said. “I wouldn’t.”

“You and your wolverines!”

What did she mean by this? Even Cece didn’t know. He’d basically retired—hadn’t gone wolverining in several years. Garrett ended up driving her to the doctor’s office; not only that, he insisted on accompanying her to the lobby and waiting like a concerned parent while she had her appointment. Dr. Plattner, her new GP, found Cece in an examination room. The doctor was young—fresh off her residency, it looked like—and had the sort of freckled outdoorsy face Cece associated with ski lift operators, people who thought being a birth coach someday would be super rewarding and maybe found couples over sixty “cute.” That was the vibe Cece was getting. A kind of snowboarder-with-a-heart-of-gold thing. She wasn’t being fair, but Cece didn’t care. It had been hard enough to admit to the receptionist why she’d wanted an appointment; now she had to repeat the story about getting lost in the woods to this thirty-year-old Patagonia model. She found herself downplaying it, failing to mention the whispering or the fact that she’d run out of water. Turning it into an anecdote, a funny thing you might tell at a party. At some point, Cece realized that Dr. Plattner had already heard the story from her receptionist and was perhaps weighing the discrepancies between the two versions.

“Is there a history of dementia in your family?”

“No,” Cece said before explaining how her mother had died. “My grandmother lived to be eighty-seven, sharp as a tack. And my dad died of a heart attack…at sixty.”

“And his parents?”

“I’m not sure. He was estranged from them. His dad was kind of bonkers.”

“Bonkers?”

“Head trauma, they think—got mugged on a trip to Europe and was beaten with his own umbrella…” She trailed off. Dr. Plattner was staring at her. Only now did it occur to her that this story might be suspicious: a way of explaining something less fathomable.

“What I’d like to do is give you a short three-part test,” Dr. Plattner said. “But it’s important not to jump to any conclusions about the results. It’s not a diagnosis or anything, just a way of seeing if maybe we should investigate further.”

“What kind of a test?”

“It’s called the Mini-Cog.”

“As in ‘miniature cognition’?”

“I believe so,” Dr. Plattner said, smiling.

Cece was showing off. Of course, this whole thing was absurd. So why was she so nervous? Her hands were trembling.

Dr. Plattner asked her to repeat three words. “Apple,” “house,” “chair.”

Cece laughed. “That’s it?”

“Please repeat them if you can.”

“Apple, house, chair,” Cece said genially. She felt a wave of relief. Dr. Plattner handed her a pen and some paper, then asked her to draw a clock.

“A clock?”

“A clock like you might see on the wall. Draw it so it says eleven ten, please.”

“A.m. or p.m.?”

“Good question. Hmmm. I guess it doesn’t matter, does it?”

Cece drew a circle, then hesitated. When was the last time she’d seen an actual clock? They didn’t have one at home. And she’d never worn a watch in her life. Cece wrote in the numbers no problem, beginning with the “12” at the top and working her way around full circle, 2-3-4, etc., all the way to 11, but when it came time to draw the hands she had some trouble picturing their positions. She drew the long hand pointing at the 11, then realized it would be the short hand, then realized it would have to point not directly at the 11 but somewhere between the 11 and the 12. And the long hand would be at the 10. No, the 1. No, 2! By the time she’d finished, she’d drawn so many hands that the clock looked like a bicycle wheel.

“I’m sorry,” she said, flustered. Her heart was pounding. “It’s been a very long time since I looked at an actual clock.”

“Of course. Anyway, you did fine.”

“How is that fine?” Cece said, close to tears.

Later, Dr. Plattner asked her to repeat the three words she’d told her to memorize earlier.

“House, apple…,” Cece said. “House, apple…” Something curdled in her throat. What was the third one? Jesus Christ, hadn’t she been paying attention? Her tongue felt strange in her mouth. “Could you repeat the words?”

“I’m afraid not, sorry,” Dr. Plattner said.

“Ha, right. It’s just that it took a lot longer to do the clock than I thought. It distracted me from what you said earlier.” She looked at Dr. Plattner, realizing that that was the whole point of the clock test. Or one of them. The examination room, with its charts and strange instruments, had started to look unreal, almost sinister. “Thing is, I remember so many things. Almost everything. Random facts I’ve learned. Like in World War I, if a soldier lost his nose in battle—did you know this?—if a soldier lost his nose somehow, like in a blast, surgeons would sew one of his fingers to his face. Attach it to the place where his nose used to be. Then, when it grafted to his face, they’d cut off his finger and leave it there.”

Dr. Plattner stared at her.

“You don’t believe me?”

“It just sounds, I don’t know, far-fetched.”

“It’s true,” Cece said.

Dr. Plattner jotted something down on her chart. Infuriatingly, she was still smiling. “I guess plastic surgery’s come a long way.”

“Rhinoplasty, yes. Leaps and bounds.” Cece blushed. Why was she talking this way? Dr. Plattner scribbled something else in her chart. “I don’t know why I mentioned it. Still. Just funny to think about. Like I wonder if their noses were…ugh, what do you call it? Able to grab things? Like an elephant’s trunk.”

Dr. Plattner nodded at her. Then she said she was going to refer Cece to a neuropsychologist. The results of the test didn’t mean anything at this point. It was important to remember that. But she thought it would be a good idea to see another doctor, a specialist, for further evaluation. She handed Cece a pamphlet, explaining that it was about ways to keep her brain healthy. The pamphlet was called The Six Pillars of Alzheimer’s Prevention.

“I want a different doctor,” Cece fumed after she’d walked with Garrett to the car. The computer display on the VW was black again, failing to respond at all; they waited for it to reboot. Who was giving the car cognition tests? Humiliating it for no rhyme or reason? She crumpled the pamphlet, unread, and threw it on the floor.

“What did she do?”

“Made me draw a clock!”

Garrett looked at her.

“I mean, when’s the last time you even saw a clock? Anyway, I know how to draw one. It’s just that I got flustered. More and more flustered. And I kept fucking up. I told her, ‘We don’t have any wall clocks at home!’ ”

“That’s true.”

“I told her about the nose thing, how they used to replace soldiers’ noses with their own fingers in World War I. Didn’t they used to do that?”

“Why in god’s name did you tell her that?”

“I don’t know!” She started to cry. “And then I couldn’t think of that word. I was joking about having a nose like a finger. One that you could move around. But I couldn’t think of the name for it. For an elephant’s trunk—you know, how it can grab things on its own?”

“Prehensile?”

Cece stiffened, as if he’d somehow betrayed her. He was her life’s companion. Her mother had died and she’d landed somehow at his feet. She’d seen a comic strip once of a doctor snipping an umbilical cord: the baby gusted around the delivery room losing air, like a balloon deflating.

“I forget words like that all the time,” Garrett said.

Dr. Plattner emerged from the building with another white-coated woman, perhaps on their way to lunch.

“Look! There she is. God, I fucking hate her.”

“Which? Putting on sunglasses?”

“I could strangle her with my bare hands,” Cece said.

Garrett looked at the pleasant-looking woman in sunglasses crossing the parking lot. He was scared—a cold, embryonic fear—but he didn’t tell Cece that. He had a pathological need to cheer her up. To make her laugh. It was not the opposite of fear but its demented companion. It was marriage. He put his hand where his nose was, hiding it with his fist, then lifted one finger slowly, flipping Dr. Plattner the bird.