SUPPLEMENT TO THE SUPPLEMENTARY READING LIST FOR WOULD-BE ADVENTURERS

(only to be read by those students who have at least two pirate accessories and are seriously considering joining a pirate crew)

QUESTING 301

• One Thousand Quests for the Armchair Adventurer

• 101 Quests That Ended in Complete and Utter Disaster

• Kelley’s Guide to Bizarre Taverns of the Hierarchy

• Famous Keepers and Their Untrimmed Nose Hair

• Quests That Never Happened

HISTORY OF ADVENTURING 301

• A Complete History of Pirates and Their Severed Limbs

• A History of Everything Important That Has Ever Happened at Precisely Three Forty-Six on a Sunday Afternoon

• A Long History of Adventuring (Written in Very Short Sentences)

• The Historical Guide to the Future: Prophecy vs. Prediction vs. Flipping a Coin vs. Outright Guessing

COMBAT 301

• Pirate Combat, Volume 1: How to Lose an Eye in Sixty Seconds

• Pirate Combat, Volume 2: How to Swash Your Buckle

• Gauntlet vs. Gauntlet

• The Game of Checkers: Tips and Tricks for Mortal Combat

• Water Squirrels: Scourge of the High Seas

MAGICK 301

• Magick for Pirates

• Magick for Nonpirates

• Pirate Spells: A Compendium

• Magickal Ingredients Every Wizard Has on Their Shelf but Never Uses

DRAGONS 301

• Twenty-Seven Dragons Who Ate Things They Probably Shouldn’t Have and Regretted It Later

• Famous Dragon Sayings

• Dragons Who Said They Were Sorry (and Other Myths)

• Why You Should Never Refer to a Dragon as a Parrot