THE INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE HOW TO SPOT A FAKE BEARD OFFERS THE FOLLOWING TIPS ON HOW TO DETERMINE IF SOMEONE YOU’RE TALKING TO IS WEARING A DISGUISE:

1) Ask “Are you wearing a disguise?”

2) Pull on their beard if they have one. (If it’s fake, it’ll come off; if it’s not fake, though, you’re in big trouble.)

3) Tell a very long and detailed story about your last vacation. When they fall asleep due to boredom, they’ll drool all over themselves. This won’t tell you whether or not they’re wearing a disguise, but it’ll be really funny.