Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself. Oscar Wilde

An apology is a gesture through which an individual splits himself into two parts: the part that is guilty of the offence, and the part that dissociates itself from the delict and affirms a belief in the offended rule. Erving Goffman

Fuck off, Norway. Paul Gascoigne, on being asked if he had a message for the people of Norway