Chapter Thirteen: I Would Puck Witchu

  1. 1. I spend a good deal of time in the Chairman’s Room in between periods and after the games, especially when we win. And there’s a fun game I stumbled upon while there. I take selfies with my friends and then AirDrop them to any iPhone that shows up on my phone. It makes for many a laugh because you watch as people slowly look around trying to find the culprit who has invaded their personal cell phone space. It’s fun. You should try it.

  2. 2. A portion of this chapter first appeared as an article in my pals Jenni Konner and Lena Dunham’s Lenny newsletter on May 11, 2016.