Chapter Fourteen: It’s An UnfoRETTAble Life
1. Don’t judge. I am a human person.
2. I might as well treat it like a real person since it’s my most passionate relationship at the moment.
3. #ThisIsJustCompleteAndUtterNonsense
4. I’m using a fake profile name to protect the innocent.
5. This was more than four years ago so I didn’t have that many followers at the time.
6. Dark Magic is a coffee distributed by Green Mountain. See chapter 2.
7. I posted it when I got home. Don’t tweet and drive, kids.
8. There’s no comment section in this book, haters! Nanh nanh nuhnanh nanh! Also, this book was written before he won and before I took more of a political stand on social media.