Chapter Three: From Roaches to Riches, Bitches!
1. She was crazy as a loon. She’d sometimes walk around the house topless, which freaked my brothers out, and my parents had to go off on her. Eventually she created more drama than it was worth, and we all decided she probably shouldn’t stay.
2. Yeah, there was carpeting in a home where dogs hadn’t left the house for more than two years. Try to imagine how foul they were.
3. Years later I found some Beverly Hills Polo Club towels at a Ross and bought one straightaway. Not a set, but one. I felt fancy.
4. I did help my mom clean houses. I did not get paid for it. It was just something I had to do.
5. And by “wasn’t long” it was literally like two weeks. If that.
6. I could run a short seminar on how to fix your credit score. I had to do a lot of work in order to get my mortgage loan but the hustle paid off. Perhaps I’ll put out a pamphlet.
7. I KNOW there are higher limits to be had, but for me this shit is BANANAS. It’s no AmEx black card, but it makes me feel helluh baller.