Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey, C, D, E, F, G!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Gesundheit!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast.
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Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mowf.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha sore tooth! It’s killing me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake! I think I’m at the wrong house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole box of chocolates and I feel really sick.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aitch.
Aitch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska no questions. You tella no lies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Albee.
Albee who?
Albee back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, Alex.
Hey, Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain later, just let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie crying out loud, stop asking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred I got the wrong door. Sorry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison Wonderland.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annapolis.
Annapolis who?
Annapolis a juicy fruit.
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Who’s there?
Anthem.
Anthem who?
You anthem devil you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any kids who want to come out and play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more jelly beans in the jar?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any other questions you have?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer says it’s 120 degrees!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichokes when they serve meatloaf for lunch.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Artichokes.
Artichokes who?
Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Asia.
Asia who?
Asia father home? He owes me money.
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Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas it’s Friday, and I’m looking forward to the weekend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Augusta.
Augusta who?
Augusta wind is coming.
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Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from a big lion!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue got a doorbell?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ax.
Ax who?
Ax nicely, and I might tell you!