Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, thatsa why I knocka.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben a long time since I’ve seen you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour—let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blur.
Blur who?
Blur! It’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, sweetie pie.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s only a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me and give me a big hug.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, or else!