Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits fine, but the pants are too long.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun other lousy joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn’t do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deluxe.
Deluxe who?
Deluxe Ness Monster.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Denis.
Denis who?
Denis anyone?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Detail.
Detail who?
Detail is wagging the dog.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have any homework tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to stand outside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill we meet again, my sweet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix da leak.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disaster.
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise killing me with this knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the end of the world. Goodbye to all!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I’ve got falsh teeth.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don tell me you don’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut come near me—I’m sneezing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forsake me, oh my darling.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know my name?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet will only make Dad angry.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and get lost.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dunce.
Dunce who?
Dunce say another word.