Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you if you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock-knock for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggstremely nice to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you around.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ember!
Ember who?
Ember me? I’m your best friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe early this morning, can’t you sleep?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
European.
European who?
European in my bathroom and I need to use it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evans.
Evans who?
Evans to Betsy, you look tired!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye know who you are. Don’t you know who I am?