Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gandhi.
Gandhi who?
Gandhi you come out to play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
German border patrol.
German border patrol who?
Ve vill ask ze questions.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys summer, aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnats.
Gnats who?
Gnats not funny. Open up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin food will make you sick.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down. Thou lookest tired.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a swim. It will refresh you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwiches are good with ketchup.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and let’s go.