Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in? It’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you drive me to school? I missed the bus!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya give me a hand and open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kerry.
Kerry who?
Kerry me upstairs, would you? I’m pooped!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to her before she skates into that dumpster.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the window. I can hear your television all the way down the street!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knoxville.
Knoxville who?
Knoxville always get your attention if I bang long enough.