Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Larry.
Larry who?
Larry funny, now open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leggo.
Leggo who?
Leggo of me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leif me alone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go for a swim before we eat.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Letter.
Letter who?
Letter in or she’ll knock the door down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, why don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion here on your doorstep. Open up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel bite your hand if you stick it in the cage.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Locker.
Locker who?
Locker in the closet if you find her!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke snappy and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you’ll see.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke before you leap.