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I Just Want to Visit!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Madge.

Madge who?

Madge-in my surprise, you’re home!

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major answer a knock-knock joke.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major open the door, didn’t I?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mandy.

Mandy who?

Mandy lifeboats. The ship’s sinking!

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Manny.

Manny who?

Manny are called, few are chosen.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Max.

Max who?

Max no difference, just open the door!

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise who?

Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mice.

Mice who?

Mice to make your acquaintance.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mickey!

Mickey who?

Mickey is stuck in the lock.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Midas.

Midas who?

Midas well let me in.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Midas.

Midas who?

Midas well sit down and relax.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Miniature.

Miniature who?

Miniature open your mouth, you put your foot in it.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mira.

Mira who?

Mira, Mira on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Moscow.

Moscow who?

Moscows moo, but this one seems very quiet!

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Muffin.

Muffin who?

Muffin ventured, muffin gained.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Myron.

Myron who?

Myron around the park marathon made me tired.