Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madge.
Madge who?
Madge-in my surprise, you’re home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major open the door, didn’t I?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats. The ship’s sinking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny are called, few are chosen.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to make your acquaintance.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well sit down and relax.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Miniature.
Miniature who?
Miniature open your mouth, you put your foot in it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mira.
Mira who?
Mira, Mira on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moscow.
Moscow who?
Moscows moo, but this one seems very quiet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin ventured, muffin gained.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Myron.
Myron who?
Myron around the park marathon made me tired.