Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty O.
Patty O who?
Patty O’Furniture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul up a chair, and I’ll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down without a belt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil my drink for me, will you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in…it’s raining out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly wogs are just baby frogs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pucker.
Pucker who?
Pucker up, I’m gonna kiss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Punch.
Punch who?
Not me—I’ve just got here.