Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor your hands, this is a stick-up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Red pepper. Isn’t that a hot one?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
Rhoda boat across da lake.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice and shine, time to go to school.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ripsaw.
Ripsaw who?
Ripsaw you downtown yesterday.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita good book lately?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter—why didn’t you write back?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin banks is what I do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin a coffin is dangerous. You could be in grave trouble.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robot.
Robot who?
Robot don’t splash with the oars.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roland.
Roland who?
Roland butter taste good.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron faster, there’s a lion after us.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roseanne.
Roseanne who?
Roseanne the tulip are my favorite flowers.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roxanne.
Roxanne who?
Roxanne shells were scattered all over the beach.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking. You’d better get it fixed.