Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taffilda.
Taffilda who?
Taffilda bucket you have to turn on the water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara it’s gonna rain.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara I have an important meeting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra-boom-de-ay!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Telly.
Telly who?
Telly Phone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thatcher.
Thatcher who?
Thatcher was a funny joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is closed. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theophilus.
Theophilus who?
Theophilus storm I’ve ever seen out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock than this one.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be someone home, I hear the radio playing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be someone waiting who feels the way I do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thesis.
Thesis who?
Thesis a stickup!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be a lesson to me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle make you whistle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot, thumb like it cold.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just went up your trousers.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tic tac.
Tic tac who?
Tic tac paddy whack, give the dog a bone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tomb.
Tomb who?
Tomb whom it may concern!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Torch.
Torch who?
Torch you would never ask.