One Answer to Bullies

You want my lunch?

Okay, I guess.

Copy my homework?

Well, I have to say yes.

But just so you know,

I’m the reincarnated spirit

of King Nefarious Goomaloo,

who was murdered by rebellious nobles

in thirteen hundred and two.

He swore eternal vengeance

as they chopped off his head.

So for you, some free advice:

Pick on someone else instead.