Here are some things
they don’t cover at school:
Do demons have wings?
What color ’s a ghoul?
What’s a goblin; what’s a ghast?
What’s a ghost look like, inside?
How do skeletons walk, and how fast?
Which one’s Jekyll, and which one’s Hyde?
How do you get away
if you’re running, let us say,
from a greenish, gelatinous ooze?
Oh great, more algebra—terrific!
When do we get some info we can use?