Well, what is so crazy is that I’ve practiced this in the mirror before. In fact, I’ve practiced saying, “I’ve practiced this in the mirror before.” Oh, I could go on and on. When I was a little girl I would give my whole family ticket stubs to see my show, which was, I don’t know, this dance I had choreographed to Britney Spears’s “Lucky.” I had this little dance and I was so ready for everybody to watch it. But I don’t remember anybody watching it. What I remember instead is walking into the living room playing the song from the tape I recorded from the radio and my whole family sitting down looking at a camera set up in front of them. They are saying, “We are taking a picture, sit down.” I sit down on the seat of the couch. It squeaks because it’s wrapped in plastic. We are there for hours and hours. They are sitting and smiling but it’s impossible for me. I am restless. I am fidgety. I want to get out of here. I get up and walk over to the camera. I face them. I wave. Their image shows up on a TV screen. There they are, my whole family. I wave at the screen. I say, “Everybody, hello!” Then my mother tells me to sit back down.