Karaoke Interlude

Tonight it’s somebody’s birthday

or it’s nobody’s birthday or it’s the anniversary

of the third or fourth time we heard this song.

Some of us sit all night flipping through the binder

either because we don’t want to embarrass

ourselves tonight or because we are trying

to find The Song, one that we can sing well

but one that everyone

will join in on, too.

Someone sings a song we don’t know and we turn away

and talk shit but still feel happy for them.

For a moment we can become someone else.

What’s the difference between anyone

and an Elvis impersonator?

Us and acned tweens dancing in front of the TV,

Us and bloated men with toothpicks on the long truck ride home,

Us and manic single moms slicing carrots by the sink,

Us and horny middle schoolers sweating to “Stacy’s Mom.”

Maria’s singing “Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee

because it’s the only song they have in Spanish,

and also, weirdly, she likes it.

Hannah’s singing The Calling because finally, they’re in love.

Don got here early and has been practicing “Strange” by Patsy Cline all week.

Monica, who leads Drag Trivia, is drunk again and yelling at everybody.

Puloma knows all the words to “Careless Whisper” and doesn’t need to look at the screen.

No one likes Courtney but when she sings “Tears Dry on Their Own”

her hair flies behind her, her pink Doc Martens shine.

When Linda goes up everybody goes quiet

because she can actually sing.

For now, we are Jenny, Patsy, Daddy, Florence, Carly, Robyn, Mariah.

I do not sing Selena because she’s too on the nose.

It will always be now

and we can’t do anything about it.

It is now until it is another now,

shaking its head at now,

making deals with now,

turning past now because

it doesn’t recognize Now, anymore.

And we are always trying to find the right song.

What is the word for getting

someone to fall in love with us during karaoke?

We know that if somebody loves us,

if they really really love us,

they’re watching us and every bad thing that ever happened to us sing.

Everything is a regurgitation of something that once lived better.

We practice into our phones all week

and play back our own tiny little voices.

We channel the past through us and throw it at the Present,

which boogies, whether we want it to or not, into the future.

All of us are standing on the Present’s stage

as it hurtles upward,

how we stop feeling the jolt after a while, the rise,

how it slows down the more we sing,

how we keep looking down

as the words scroll up

because they won’t let us forget them.

Melissa thinks wanting

to be loved

is just wanting

to be watched

all the time.

She moves as if

she is always

on his

TV screen.

When he looks at her,

the beginning

of a song starts

to play. Somewhere,

a finger pushes a

tape in and a screen

starts to buzz.

This is a feeling

somebody has felt

before but she still

thinks it belongs to her.

She listens to the last

concert again, dances

to it alone in her room.