Just four historical figures, a monkey, and a night guard riding a bus. Perfectly normal, right?

“Guinevere! I’m coming, my love!”

“Lawrence, I can’t move my arms. I fear we’re becoming less useful by the minute.”

“Lancelot came this way…traveling half an acre per hour.”

“Nicky, you’re my son. You’re always going to be my problem.”

Triceratops. Little known fact: not big on playing fetch.

“You won’t get away with this! I’m doing sketches of you in my mind!”

Laa the Neanderthal makes a new friend and gets a makeover.

The planetarium’s grand re-opening didn’t go quite as planned.

Dexter steals a centaur’s nose—just another night at the museum.

Every boy must slay his own dragons sometime. Not a figure of speech to Lancelot.

“By the beard of Jupiter, there is no escape!”

Larry Daley gets some unexpected help for his mission to the British Museum.

“The tablet is losing its power. I warned them not to move it. I specifically said the end will come. How hard is that to understand?”