RYU: You there?????
Message logged @ 22.30, 21/01/2012
CHIYOKO: I’m back.
RYU: When?
CHIYOKO: Like five minutes ago.
RYU: 24 hrs no messaging. No you. It was… strange.
CHIYOKO: That’s sweet. What did you do while I was gone?
RYU: Usual. Slept. Ate something, watched an ancient episode of Welcome to the NHK, but it was just a filler. And hey… you lied.
CHIYOKO: What do you mean?
RYU: I saw you on TV. You’re pretty. Um… you look a bit like Hazuki Hitori.
CHIYOKO: …
CHIYOKO: How did you know it was me? I wasn’t wearing a name badge.
RYU: It had to be you. You were next to Hiro, standing behind your uncle, am I correct? There was almost as much footage of Hiro and Kenji as there was of what’s her name, minister Uri’s crazy wife. The one who believes in aliens.
CHIYOKO: Aikao Uri.
RYU: Yes, her. So, was it you?
CHIYOKO: Maybe.
RYU: I knew it! I thought you said you weren’t into fashion?
CHIYOKO: I’m not. Enough with the personal stuff.
RYU: Sorry again. So how was it?
CHIYOKO: It was a memorial service, how do you think it was?
RYU: Am I making you grumpy?
CHIYOKO: Hey, I’m the ice princess. I’m always grumpy. I’ll tell you about it if you want to hear. How much detail do you want me to go into?
RYU: I want to hear all of it. Listen… I know this is against the rules, but… just gonna say it: You want to Skype?
CHIYOKO: …
RYU: You still there?
CHIYOKO: Let’s carry on as usual.
RYU: Whatever is cool for you, ice princess. I know what you look like now. You cannot hide from me (wwwwwwwwwwwwww). Sorry, evil laugh over.
CHIYOKO: It feels strange, you knowing my face. Like you have power over me or something.
RYU: Hey! I told you my real identity first. You cannot believe how hard that was.
CHIYOKO: I know. I’m not being paranoid.
RYU: I’ve told you things I have never told anyone. You don’t judge me. You don’t stare at me like the old bitches in the neighbourhood.
CHIYOKO: How could I? We live in different prefectures.
RYU: You know what I mean. I trust you.
RYU: You’re better looking than me. (^ _ ^)
CHIYOKO: Enough!!!!!!!
RYU: Okay. So tell me, how was it? It looked really emotional. At the shrine… all those photographs of the passengers… They looked like they went on forever.
CHIYOKO: It was. Emotional, I mean. Even this ice princess could not fail to be affected. 526 people. I don’t know where to start…
RYU: Start at the beginning.
CHIYOKO: Okay… So, I told you we had to leave really early. For once in his life Father took the day off and Mother Creature said I should dress in black, but not to be ‘too fashionable’. I’m like, hey, no problem, MC.
RYU: You looked good.
CHIYOKO: Ai!
RYU: Sorry.
CHIYOKO: Because of Android Uncle’s status, we’d managed to get accommodation at one of the lodges near to Lake Saiko, so that we didn’t have to leave immediately afterwards unlike most of the victims’ families, although a lot of them were staying at the Highland Resort or one of the other Mount Fuji tour hotels.
CHIYOKO: Our place was Japanese style, run by this ancient couple who couldn’t take their eyes off Android Uncle. The woman went on and on about bringing us tea and how to get to the closest onsen, as if we were there for a holiday.
RYU: Sounds like my neighbours.
CHIYOKO: Yeah. Real old busy-bodies. As we arrived, the morning mist was settling and it was cold. MC didn’t stop talking in the car the whole way there, pointing out where Mount Fuji would be if you could actually see it–the cloud hid it from view that whole day. Android Uncle greeted us, he’d arrived the night before from Osaka with Hiro and the sister of one of his lab assistants, who he’d asked to help look after Hiro. I know MC was offended because he went back to Osaka after Hiro left the hospital instead of staying with us, but she put on her polite and respectful face.
CHIYOKO: Android Uncle looked much older than I remembered him.
RYU: Do you think he makes his robot look older as he ages?
CHIYOKO: Ryu! It’s not like you to be so dark!!!
CHIYOKO: He was sleeping when MC, Father and I arrived, it was still really early, remember. The assistant bowed and scraped to the parents, simpering at Android Uncle. You could see that she had her eye on him as a future husband. When MC, Father and Android Uncle went off to another room to talk privately, she was straight on her cellphone, texting away like crazy.
RYU: I think I saw her! Big head. Pasty face. Fat.
CHIYOKO: How do you know that wasn’t me?
RYU: Was it? If so, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.
CHIYOKO: Of course it wasn’t me!
RYU: o( _ _ )o Forgive this idiot.
CHIYOKO: You’re so gullible. When the parents and Android Uncle finished their private conversation they came back in and we hung around and made really really awkward conversation. ‘I must go wake Hiro,’ Android Uncle said. ‘It is time.’ ‘Let me go,’ the assistant said. I’m going to call her Pasty-Face. Pasty-Face bowed like an asshole and left the room. This bit was funny. We heard this screech and she came running downstairs saying, ‘Aiii, Hiro bit me!’
RYU: Hiro bit her? Seriously!!!!
CHIYOKO: She deserved it. Mother Creature said that Hiro was probably having a bad dream and woke up with a fright. I could tell she didn’t think much of Pasty-Face either, which made me happy to be around her for once. Android Uncle went upstairs to fetch him. Hiro was dressed in a little black suit, his eyes puffy from sleep. After that, Android Uncle barely glanced at him or spoke to him.
RYU: What do you mean?
CHIYOKO: I think he found it painful to look at him, as if he reminded him too much of Auntie Hiromi. Hiro doesn’t look anything like her, but perhaps they had the same mannerisms. Shall I continue?
RYU: Please.
CHIYOKO: Hiro looked at us, one by one, and when he saw me, he came shuffling over and took my hand. I didn’t know what to do at first. His fingers were ice cold. MC looked surprised that Hiro had chosen me, and kept trying to entice him over. But he didn’t move. He leaned against me, and I heard him sigh.
RYU: You think you reminded him of his mother?
CHIYOKO: Maybe. Maybe he realised the rest of the people in the room were fucking losers.
RYU: !!!!
CHIYOKO: Then we drove to the memorial site and the shrine. We were still early, but already there were thousands of people there, as well as packs of reporters and TV cameras. There was this sudden hush when people saw Hiro–he still refused to let go of my hand–and all you could hear were the click and whir of the reporters’ cameras. Several people bowed respectfully, although I didn’t know if they were bowing to Android Uncle or Hiro. It was a strange feeling being the centre of attention and I could tell Pasty-Face was lapping it up. Father just kept this empty expression on his face and MC didn’t know where to look. The crowd even drew back so that we were able to walk straight up to pay our respects to Auntie’s photograph without waiting in line. It was still misty, and the air was thick with incense. Am I boring you? Going into too much detail?
RYU: No! I’m touched. You should be a writer. Your words are beautiful.
CHIYOKO: Are you serious??????
RYU: Yes.
CHIYOKO: Ha! Tell that to the exam board.
RYU: Please continue.
CHIYOKO: As we stood there, a ripple went through the crowd and a small woman approached us. I didn’t recognise her straight away. Then I realised it was Captain Seto’s wife. She’s old, at least forty, but she’s much prettier in real life.
RYU: That wasn’t on TV.
CHIYOKO: It was brave of her to come, especially as so many assholes were still saying the crash was Captain Seto’s fault. That makes me so mad, especially as the isho proved that he was calm and controlled right up until the last moment. Plus there’s the phone footage that businessman filmed when the cabin filled with smoke, so it was obviously a mechanical problem. His wife was so dignified and calm. She bowed at Hiro, but didn’t speak. I wish now that I’d said something to her. I wanted to tell her that she should be proud of what her husband had done. Then she left. I didn’t see her again.
RYU: That must have been intense.
CHIYOKO: Yeah. You probably saw the rest on TV.
RYU: Did you talk to the prime minister?
CHIYOKO: No. He looks way older and smaller in real life, though. And his bar-code head is far more pronounced in the flesh. The wind lifted some strands and you could see his scalp.
RYU: !!!!!
CHIYOKO: Hey, did you hear Android Uncle’s speech about how Auntie Hiromi was valued in life and he would do his best to honour her memory while he brings up Hiro?
RYU: Of course.
CHIYOKO: Even I almost cried. It wasn’t just his words, it was the atmosphere. I’m starting to sound like some kind of spiritual freak, huh?
RYU: No. I could sense the atmosphere even here in my crappy room.
CHIYOKO: And all the time, Hiro held on to my hand. I kept looking down at him to make sure he was okay, and MC and Pasty-Face kept vying with each other to fuss around him, but he acted like they weren’t there.
RYU: That American who was on the plane. That was her daughter who spoke, right? Her Japanese was good.
CHIYOKO: Yeah. That message her mother left… What do you think she was trying to say? ‘The boy, the boy…’ Do you think she saw Hiro before she died?
RYU: I dunno. My English is bad and I only read the translation. There’s a load of speculation on 2-chan and Toko Z about it.
CHIYOKO: Why do you waste your time on those sites? Seriously? What are they saying now?
RYU: That thing she said about the dead people. They’re saying she must have seen the spirits of the dead.
CHIYOKO: Yeah right. Like she couldn’t have meant the most obvious thing–the real people who’d died in the crash? People are idiots.
RYU: Did you see the photo of her?
CHIYOKO: Which one?
RYU: The one on that US site–celebautopsy.net. The one that rogue reporter took before journalists were prevented from going to the site. It was horrible.
CHIYOKO: Why did you even look at it?
RYU: Followed a link, got lost… Hey… sorry to ask this. But did your aunt leave a message?
CHIYOKO: I don’t know. My uncle hasn’t said. If she did, the press didn’t leak it to the magazines.
RYU: So… after the blessings and the speeches, what happened next?
CHIYOKO: We went back to the lodge. Pasty-Face insisted that Hiro needed a nap, and this time he went with her quietly. That whole day, he didn’t say one word to anyone. Mother Creature says it’s because he’s still traumatised.
CHIYOKO: Later, Pasty-Face tried to gossip with me, but I gave her my best evil cat stare and she got the message and spent the rest of the night on her phone. Android Uncle barely said a word, although MC tried to talk to him about what to do with Auntie’s remains after they’re released.
RYU: I thought they said there will be a mass cremation?
CHIYOKO: Yeah. But they’re having two–one here and one in Osaka. Auntie was born in Tokyo, but lived in Osaka so he’ll have to decide what to do. But Mother Creature managed to convince him to stay a few days with us in the city before he leaves for Osaka.
RYU: Seriously? Kenji Yanagida is in your house???? Right now?
CHIYOKO: Yeah. Not only that, but Hiro is fast asleep in my bed, a metre from where I’m sitting.
RYU: And Pasty-Face?
CHIYOKO: MC told her to go back to Osaka–said that she wasn’t needed.
RYU: I bet that annoyed Pasty-Face.
CHIYOKO: Yeah. For once I was actually proud to be MC’s daughter.
RYU: Another difficult question and one you don’t have to answer… did you go to the crash site? I heard that some of the families requested to go the next day.
CHIYOKO: No. They’d arranged several coaches to take anyone who wanted to go from the Kawachiko station. I wanted to go, but Mother Creature and Father wanted to get back to the city. I’ll go someday, though. Oh! I forgot to tell you. After the service that guy who found Hiro came up to pay his respects.
RYU: The suicide monitor guy?
CHIYOKO: Yeah.
RYU: What was he like?
CHIYOKO: Um… quiet, but he looked like the sort of person you could trust. Sad, but not depressed, if that makes sense? Real old school though. Hang on. Mother Creature is calling me. Got to go.
RYU: 
Message logged @ 10.30, 22/01/2012
CHIYOKO: Ryu, you there?
RYU: Always. What’s up?
CHIYOKO: Android Uncle has just found out that Pasty-Face has been sending emails to the Shukan Bunshun, trying to sell her story. Mother Creature is furious, Android Uncle is seething. Mother Creature has asked if he wants Hiro to stay here when he goes back to Osaka, to avoid all the attention. She’s offered my services as his minder.
RYU: What? YOU look after the kid?
CHIYOKO: Yeah. What, you think I’ll try to corrupt him?
RYU: Will you? Not corrupt him, I mean, but look after him?
CHIYOKO: You know the scene here. What else can I do? I’m not cut out for the freeter lifestyle.
RYU: You could always join my yakuza gang, baby. We need good people.
CHIYOKO: Cliché. Look, I have to go. MC wants to taaaaaaaalk again.
RYU: Well, keep me posted.
CHIYOKO: I will. And thanks for being there.
RYU: Always. 