AND I DON’T MEAN A CHEWED-UP BIC STICK WITH THE CAP MISSING OR THE RITZ-CARLTON PEN YOU FOUND ON YOUR BUDDY’S COFFEE TABLE.
A CLASSIC PARKER JOTTER IS MY PEN OF CHOICE. IT IS GOOD-LOOKING AND PERFORMS LIKE A CHAMP. IT IS ALSO VERY AFFORDABLE, SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CRY IF SOMEONE BORROWS IT AND FORGETS TO RETURN IT TO YOU.
IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO BE ABLE TO HELP OUT WHEN YOUR FELLOW MAN NEEDS A PEN.
THINK ABOUT IT: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO USE THE PEN THAT THE WAITER BRINGS WITH THE CHECK? THE SAME PEN HE DROPPED ON THE FLOOR BY THE URINAL? THE SAME PEN THAT SOME GUY WHO ALWAYS HAPPENS TO HAVE HIS HAND DOWN HIS TROUSERS JUST USED TO SIGN THE CHECK BEFORE YOU?