DOS AND DON’TS
INVEST IN ONE OR TWO CLASSIC WRISTWATCHES THAT YOU CAN WEAR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND THAT YOUR LOVED ONES WILL FIGHT OVER WHEN YOU DIE.
CLOWER, LEE: © Lee Clower.
SAVE UP AND INVEST IN A TUDOR, OR, IF YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACHIEVE ZERO DEBT (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A MORTGAGE), A ROLEX (MINUS THE DIAMONDS, PLEASE). USE YOUR PHONE TO KEEP TRACK OF THE TIME MEANWHILE.
McNAIRY, MARK: Courtesy of Mark McNairy.
GET SUCKERED INTO WASTING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY . . .
ON MULTIPLE OF-THE-MOMENT PIECES OF SHIT YOU SEE ADVERTISED IN MAGAZINES—YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT BASICALLY BECOME LANDFILL THE MOMENT YOU WALK OUT OF THE STORE. SPEND THE MONEY ON A PIECE OF ART. AT LEAST THERE IS THE REMOTE POSSIBILITY THAT IT WILL INCREASE IN VALUE.