ON DESIGNER BRANDS

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DEFINITION: THE DESIGNERS ARE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND CAN USUALLY BE FOUND IN ABUNDANCE AT T.J. MAXX.

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A WORD ON THAT OLD NAVY HOODIE.

DID YOU GRADUATE FROM OLD NAVY? AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, IT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “I AM POOR BUT PROUD,” OR PERHAPS MORE ACCURATELY, “I HAVE GIVEN UP.”

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CLOWER, LEE: © Lee Clower.

AND IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE WITH A LEARNER’S PERMIT, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO WEAR ANYTHING FROM ABERCROMBIE & FITCH.