CLOWER, LEE: © Lee Clower.
WHY?
DON’T YOU KNOW IF THE SHIRT BELONGS TO YOU? DO YOU NEED TO CONVEY THAT YOU ARE NOT WEARING A BORROWED SHIRT? DO YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE FROM TIME TO TIME?
IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING EMBROIDERED ON YOUR SHIRT, AT LEAST TRY SOMETHING FUNNY, INTERESTING, EDUCATIONAL OR MILDLY ENTERTAINING.
(Do I need an Oxford comma after “educational”?)